JOEY New York Pure Pores Instant Blackhead Remover and Pore Minimizer Gel

JOEY New York products-I either love 'em or hate 'em. There is never an in between for me. This is not one that I love.

This product is meant to be applied in a thin layer over skin, and then after it dries, buffed off, revealing blackhead and pore free skin. In reality, I found that the gel actually caused more breakouts. I suspect it is because it dries the skin, and the dry skin clogs the pores. After using this religiously twice a week, as directed, I head skin that was redder and more pimple ridden. Not what I was looking for!

Retail: $25

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips

Some skincare professionals say that pore strips are bad for the skin. I love them. Blackheads really are the bane of my existance, and these really help clear them pores! If you have sensitive skin or a sunburn these aren't for you, put the rest of us can peel away!

Retail: $5.59-$7.99 On Sale!

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Sekkisei Lotion Mask

Any benefits this product offers are outweighed by the sheer annoyingness factor. This is a paper mask that is meant to be soaked in the Sekkisei Lotion (sold separately, of course) and then placed on your face for 10-15 minutes, after which your skin will be luminous.

What they don't tell you is that you must remain absolutely still. Even breathing caused the mask to flop around my face.

My skin does feel softer, but I've stared at myself in the mirror for ten minutes, and I don't see any luminousity.

Retail: $6.50 (plus you need to buy the lotion)

Rating: 1 lipstick