Flash 'N' Trash by Ladylipstick

Tree Hut Creamy Body Wash Almond & Honey

2008-10-19T21:56:00.006-04:00

Last spring, I received a GIANT box in the mail with a full set of Tree Hut products. This, naturally, was one of them.

This really is a "creamy" body wash, leaving skin clean and soft. While I am allergic to almonds when eaten, I don't have any problem with them topically. This is a blessing as Almond Oil is great for softening skin, as is honey.

Amazingly, after checking the ingredient list, I learned that there is enough of each to make a difference appreciable in more than just scent. Here's hoping this line gets more play!

Retail: $5.69

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Remede Energizing Cleansing Cream

2008-10-08T16:27:00.003-04:00

I didn't realize how much I liked this cleanser until I ran out. It really did make my skin smoother and clearer, I started breaking out again when I ran out. It is a thick cream with a nice exfoliant-gentle enough to use as a twice daily wash. You might think it is pricy, but one tube lasts for months!

Retail: $38

Rating: 5 lipsticks

I'm Back!

2008-09-13T20:54:00.002-04:00

Yes, I have been AWOL well, all summer. We can blame my being busy with a new boyfriend, a fabulous makeup and wig gig (oh no, that rhymed!) with a celebrity, rubbing elbows with some political bigwigs. And some shopping.

Stay tuned for more of my very opinionated self!

Dumbass Headline of the Week

2008-04-24T14:58:00.002-04:00

And the award goes to the Boston Sunday Globe, Money & Careers section, for:

"Multilingual workplace can translate into opportunities"

My new weightloss secret...

2008-04-24T00:44:00.004-04:00

Honestly, am I the only one who finds this odd?

and......

Is it web-based email in a pill, or an online calorie burner? Did I just uncover the greatest conspiracy of the 21st century? Or did I just blow your mind?

Official Decree

2008-04-16T18:55:00.003-04:00

I am lifting the ban. This could be the perfect opportunity for a young man looking to get in on the ground floor with a smart, funny, sexy, independent, low-maintenance woman. Clearly, whatever issues I have surrounding dating, self-esteem is not one of them.

I do have some questions for my loyal readers. (assuming that I do have loyal readers. Hello! Is anybody there? The numbers on the tracker keep going up, but you know, the comments option is there for a reason.)

I think that the whole dating thing has changed since the last time I got into all that. So, first question.

How do I find guys to date? I work for a professional theatre company, so clearly, I'm not meeting any eligible guys through that avenue. Well, I am, just not eligible for me. I am meeting lots of fantastic men who are great dancers and have excellent fashion sense. Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I used to live in a hip little town, where meeting people was fantastically easy. But now it's not so easy in the big bad Boston. Everybody says that the internet is the way to go. Okay, I guess we actually did answer that question.

How does one plan a date? What should one do? And how does a person who doesn't drink deal with date jitters?
What's the deal with the whole sex on the third date thing? Is that a myth? It seems awfully regimented.
Okay, here's a really tough one. I've always had really close male friends. Where is the line between friendship and something more? The line between date and hanging out? How can you tell the difference between 'he's just not into you" and "he is into you but he's shy and/or respectful?" How do I let someone know I'm interested in them without being a total embarrassing dork? Can I just have a friend call his friend to find out if he likes me? Am I destined to be perpetually stuck in junior high?
At what point in the dating process do you tell someone your secrets? I don't have any dark, scary secrets, but there are some things you don't share right away. But, there are some things that you don't want to wait too long to tell.
Why am I doing this? Why don't I just go back to the plan of being a crazy cat lady? Oh, right. There are some things feline companionship just can't offer.

So, seriously. Leave some pithy advice. Use the comments. And if your best friend thinks I'm cute, tell my best friend and we can go roller-skating. My mom can drop us off if his mom picks us up.

What are you trying to tell me?

2008-04-14T19:48:00.003-04:00

I saw this bus stop billboard on my way home, and I'm confused. "you can't buy happiness, but you can drink it." What does this mean? Nestle Quik is no longer for sale? Drinking Nestle Quik will make you happy and you can't buy any mwah-ha-ha!

Or does it mean that Nestle Quik is now free?

And really, isn't it all just a little too close to drinking the Kool-Aid?

A love letter

2008-04-12T09:11:00.003-04:00

When I was twelve years old, my grandfather, my mother's father, died. He had been ill for over year. He had been a carpenter all his life, and for years before it was found to be harmful, worked with asbestos. He died of asbestosis. Grandfather, or Grandpa OJ, as my cousin Robert called him, was from Canada. I have a very vivid memory from when he was ill, of visiting in the hospital when his family from Canada made the trip down to visit. I remember exactly how he said firmly, with his French-Canadian accent, "This is my granddaughter." The light in his eyes was palpable. He died a few weeks after this. I didn't know for some time why that memory stood so strong for me.

My grandfather had an eighth-grade education, but he was smart. He had a few strong beliefs: educating oneself (he read the paper cover to cover every day after work with his tea), tolerance (I love my mother's story that of all her friends' parents, he was the only one that accepted her gay best friend, without comment-and remember, times were different back then!), the value of a hard day's work (he never missed a day until he got sick), but most of all, he believed in family.

A few years after he died, my mother sat me down and told me our family secret. Grandpa OJ was not her or my aunt's biological father, and so was not my biological grandfather.. My grandmother had been married before she married Grandfather. Uncle David was his biological son, but there was no blood connection between Grandfather and my mother, auntie Beth, my cousins Robert and Mark(the other cousins weren't even born yet), or me. But he was my real grandfather. He loved me. He doted on me. Every day I see the toy box he built me for my first Christmas. "Built by Grandpa, December 25" it says on the inside. Robert and Mark each have one too.

My grandfather visited me last night. Every once in a great while, he visits my aunt and myself. I'm not sure why we are so lucky to have this happen, while the rest of the family does not get to have this miracle happen to them. But Grandfather visits me in my dreams. It is real though, I know that he is the one who chooses to come to me, when I need him. Last night, I was in an old house, similar to the one that my mother grew up in. They was some scary dream stuff going on, with bad guys after me. But my grandfather was there and he saved me. In my dream, he died to save me. Then, in my dream, I found a secret room that had belonged to Grandfather. It was full of pictures, notes, letters, diplomas, and all sorts of other family documents. All of which were of my mother and myself.

When I awoke, I was still processing the dream. Then I looked at the calendar. April 12. My grandfather died 21 years ago today. I know why he visited me last night. To let me know that he could not have loved me more if I had been his blood grand-child. That he loved me fiercely, and was proud of me. That he would have done anything for me.

I love you, Grandfather. I miss you. I wish that you were here. I feel bad for my cousins who never knew you. Robert and I are the only ones who remember you. You taught me the value of education, and pride in my work, and tolerance. But, most importantly, you taught me the value of family and unconditional love. I will always love you, and will always be thankful that you were my Grandpa OJ.

Something else I like

2008-04-11T10:39:00.002-04:00

Rummaging in dusty secondhand stores accompanied by someone with a similar appreciation for the finer things in life. But not similar that we end up playing tug o' war with the same coveted item.

Something I don't hate

2008-04-09T16:55:00.002-04:00

I feel kind of bad about the things I hate post but I was probably starting to get sick with scary death illness, so that may explain it. To make up for it, I've decided to list something I love:

Afternoon naps between freshly laundered sheets, while the sun shines on my slumbering self and there is a breeze in the air.

Note to Oneself

2008-04-08T19:08:00.002-04:00

Just because you think that your blog postings are solely for the amusement of your friends, try to remember that anyone with an internet connection can, indeed, read them.

No Dates in '08

2008-04-05T10:42:00.002-04:00

I've always thought of myself as a woman more often single than coupled. But, I've recently realized that, statistically, the opposite is actually true.

SO, after the long, drawn out breakup with the 5 year boyfriend, which happened roughly in October, I decided that there would be no dating in 2008. (For me. I don't care what the rest of y'all do.). This is the year of me.

I have made this well publicized to my friends, who are all convinced that it will not work.
So, simply as an exercise, of course, I've decided to list what I am looking for in a man, if I were, which I am not.

Someone taller than me. This is easy since I am 5'3".
Someone intelligent and well-read, yet not pretentious or a know-it-all.
Someone who will not tell to not wear makeup. Men who do this are still imposing their beauty standards on me, just under the guise of being "Enlightened" or "Feminist." Back off. I adhere to nobody's beauty standards but my own.
Someone who is honest.
Someone who can respect that I need my own space. I don't want to spend every waking moment with somebody. I can't miss you if you don't go away.
Someone who respects that my job is important to me.
Someone who will remember my birthday.
Someone who will not get on my case about smoking. I know it's bad for me. I'll quit when I'm ready.
Someone who, upon realizing that to me the ideal date is a trip to the drive-in, will not rest until this particular wish of mine comes true.

This was actually kind of fun. Perhaps this is the beginning of a theme.

*Finally, a confession. I have not been on a first date in over 5 years. The thought is actually kind of terrifying, which may be part of the reason I have vowed "No Dates in '08"

Still Tired

2008-04-04T10:20:00.004-04:00

I've learned that being the center of attention is not nearly as much fun as I had anticipated. So, I've created this FAQ for you all....

No, I am not contagious.
I was at Beth Israel.
Yes, I do have health insurance.
The doctors have no idea how, where, or why I got it.
No, I don't want to hear about your friend, neighbor, cousin or hairdresser who had it and almost died.
Nor do I want hear about the newspaper or magazine article, or Dateline story about people who do die from it.
I was on IV antibiotics.
I am now taking two oral antibiotics, for a total of 6 pills everyday.
Yes, I am eating lots of yogurt.
The worst side effects are lightheadedness, dizziness, and fatigue.
Other side effects I am feeling are nausea and loss of appetite.
I will feel better when I'm done with the pills-next Friday.
I'm just really tired.

And a few just for mom.....

I'm fine.
No, work isn't too much.
Yes, I did make a follow-up appointment.

And, just to prove that I am more than just a cynical bitch, some people were truly lovely to me, so....

H.S. Thank you for calling me at the hospital to see how I was feeling, and telling me to call you if I needed anything, and not once asking when I was coming back to work. That support is why I pushed the doctors to let me come back to work so soon.
M.S. Thanks for telling me to let you know if I needed anything even after I came back to work. You have enough going on as it is without worrying about me!
B.O., B.H., and R.L. Thanks for telling me how worried you were, and for being impressed with me coming back to work so soon!
A.F. Thanks for forbidding me to do any cleaning around the apartment.
V.H. Thanks for looking after the Paws-cat while I was in the hospital.

Lavender Naturals Spa Reflections Shower Gel

2008-04-02T17:13:00.002-04:00

I liked this shower gel so much more than I expected to! It has a nice lather, surprising as it is sulfate-free. The lavender scent is gentle rather than cloying. It reminds me of the old balsam shampoo scent. For the health conscious, or for hippies, it is vegan and gluten-free.

Retail: $8.19

Rating: 4 lipsticks

My Brush with Death, well, sort of

2008-04-02T14:52:00.004-04:00

I have always been convinced that I would come down with whatever disease or illness is currently being overblown by the media. Finally, after years of paranoia, it happened!

I spent part of last week in the hospital with MRSA- also known as the "superbug," or the "killer staph infection." I did not have so bad a case that my life was feared for, but bad enough that they kept in the hospital hooked up on IV, and I will be taking meds for a awhile and I still kind of feel like crap.

I could tell I was feeling better when I took some pictures of my IV for the blog......

The lighting in my hospital room was not great, but I still think it looks pathetic, and therefore warrants sympathy.

First thing I did when I got out of the hospital?

Starbucks Skinny Caramel Latte!

You mean Zombie Jesus Day*

2008-03-24T10:31:00.001-04:00

Our mainstage show closed yesterday, and not a moment too soon. It actually was a great show, with a great cast, but staying though intermission every night was really wearing me down. I will miss the cast though, especially Nancy. We started playing "the game," every day-she would come to the office to try to guess how many seats we'd sold. She came down yesterday while I was on the phone, and tapped me on the shoulder. I thought she was coming to play "the game," but she was leaving me a closing present! I love getting closing presents from actors. It makes me feel loved.

Now we just have the super controversial festival in the Black Box. We actually had a protester last night, handing out a flyer about "The Other Rachels." It had pictures of Israeli women killed in acts of terrorism. I am thinking about photoshopping in a picture of myself and passing it around to my co-workers. I haven't decided yet if that will be funny or tasteless.

All of us on staff are now getting sick, because we are all working too much, and breathing the same air. I've also noticed that at each festival event, there are fewer staff members around. Something tells me that we will never do a festival again!

I'm taking my cold to bed now.

*My Israeli friend's response to my greeting of "Happy Easter, Christ-Killer" yesterday.

My, Somebody is Wearing Cranky Pants Today!

2008-03-22T11:23:00.004-04:00

So, for the fourth day out of seven, there was no hot water or heat in my building. This has sent me into a tailspin of crankiness, so, I present to you....

Stuff Ladylipstick Hates!

Lack of hot water. This seriously interferes with my beauty routine. I mean really, I refuse to take ice cold showers. Therefore, no shower, no shampoo, no shaving. I may start coming to work early so I can shower here.
Fashion magazines that use bad puns for the title of fashion spreads. This seriously insults my intelligence.
When people comment, in an accusatory tone, on how many shoes I own. Now, I am not humorless. I do own a lot of shoes, and, with someone who is close to me, I will even mock myself. Shoes are my crack. But for those who need to have that tone, listen up! I am a single, self-sufficient woman with no dependents (well, except for my cat). So, if I want to spend my hard earned money on shoes, BUTT OUT! I am tired of that slightly condescending tone, as if my very morals are in question for buying shoes. (and may I point out, I always buy on sale. I am an expert bargain shopper. That's why I look better than you.) Yeah, so don't use that tone, and then drive away in your SUV. Who's really at question here? Again, I am not talking about the girls of theater who say things like "you always have great shoes." Comments like that are great. When you say something like that, I will tell you both where I got them and how much I paid...and you will be amazed. Besides, aren't we supposed to by buying shoes to stimulate the economy?
Waiting for the bus on cold, windy nights.

Yep, these are a few of my least favorite things. Maybe someday I'll post things I love, but not today!

My Review of 100in Layered 6mm-7mm White Pearl Necklace

2008-03-19T18:17:00.002-04:00

Originally submitted at SmartBargains.com

Layered pearls - the look of the season. This elegant necklace reaches 100 inches in length, offering endless ways to wear it.

A Must Have

By Ladylipstick from Boston on 3/19/2008

Pros: Good Quality, Durable, Versatile, Good Length

Best Uses: Going Out, Everyday, Formal Occasions, Office

Describe Yourself: Bargain hunter, Modern, Stylish, Career

The wonderful thing about pearls is that they dress up and add class to any ensemble. The wonderful thing about these pearls is how versatile they are. Long loose strands, shorter and doubles up, knotted. Truly a great investment.

(legalese)

Body Shop Peppermint Pumice Foot Scrub

2008-03-18T21:58:00.004-04:00

This foot scrub is a must for the summer that I still believe is coming. If you are going to wear open-toed or open-back shoes, you must take care of your feet, or incur the wrath of Ladylipstick. And while we're on the subject, if your heels spill over the back of your open-back shoes, they are too small. This is the footwear equivalent of camel toe.
So, back to the foot scrub. This is to be used on wet skin. I would say that during flip flop months, use it twice a week. It feels fabulous, it is both abrasive, yet strangely spongy. It really smooths heels and the balls of your feet. Retail: um, yeah. It's out of stock online, so I couldn't get the price. I think it's $16.00.
Rating: 5 lipsticks

New Directions?

2008-03-18T11:04:00.003-04:00

So, today's reader poll....would more people read my blog if I interspersed my product reviews with actual posts about my life?
Does anybody really want to read the inner musings of a theatre administrator?
Will my co-workers read it and kick my ass?

You the reader can decide!

My Review of Kenneth Cole Reaction Hill-Laree Mary Jane Wedges

2008-03-11T21:23:00.002-04:00

Originally submitted at SmartBargains.com

These mary janes from Kenneth Cole Reaction feature a dark-to-light finish, perforated detailing and a sensibly-high wedge heel.

Cute but Painful

By Ladylipstick from Boston, MA on 3/11/2008

Sizing: Feels true to size

Width: Feels too narrow

Pros: Stylish, Attractive Design

Cons: Toe area too narrow

Best Uses: Office

Describe Yourself: Stylish

The shoes are very cute, but the toe box is way too narrow. By mid-day, my toes feel painful and compressed.

(legalese)

John Frieda Brilliant Brunette Shine Release Moisturizing Shampoo Amber to Maple

2008-03-05T19:10:00.003-05:00

This shampoo made my red hair soft, bouncy and shiny! It was truly fantastic.
Retail: $6.59
Rating: 5 lipsticks

Napoleon Perdis Auto Pilot Pre-foundation Skin Primer

2008-03-05T14:32:00.003-05:00

I'm not often impressed with primers, but this one really did the trick. My skin looked soft, fresh and flawless, my foundation blended more easily and lasted longer. This is a keeper!

Retail: $39

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Bain De Soleil Streakguarde Dark Self Tanning Creme

2008-03-04T22:25:00.002-05:00

I've been using this about once a week all winter. It gives a natural looking tan, and, true to its word, does not streak. My only complaint is that it has a strong self-tanner scent.

Retail: $5.99

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Big Sexy Hair Big Volume Shampoo

2008-03-04T20:05:00.003-05:00

The best volumizing shampoo I've tried! Adds volume and bounce, without drying out the hair.

Retail: $9.99

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Then I Bought These Shoes, Now I'm a Believer

2008-01-11T19:09:00.000-05:00

If you get the bliss catalog, then you've seen the MBT shoes. I've been both intrigued and skeptical of these shoes that are claimed to increase muscle tone, burn more calories, improve posture and balance, fight cellulite and varicose veins, and overall kick butt!

Now, I do tend to trust bliss. They really do carefully edit what they sell, but these sounded a little too good to be true. Besides, I won't lie-they are pricey.

So, bliss sent me an email that select styles were on sale. I broke down. I chose the cute ones...

I ordered them on Tuesday, and they were delivered on Wednesday. (bliss customer service deserves a post of it's own. I chose the free standard shipping, and got them in less than 24 hours!)

I wore them around the house on Wednesday, and wore them in earnest Thursday (I wore them for my commute to work, and changed into dress shoes when I got there). By the time I got to the bus stop, I already felt my calves working! All day at work, even after I had changed shoes, I felt that my posture was better. I wore them home too, and around the house while I was doing a general clean-up. You know, doing the dishes, taking out the trash.

That night, my legs felt worked in way I had felt since I was a competitive rider. (horses, not bikes). I am so excited about these shoes! I may just add a few other MBT designs to my wish list.

The sale is still on. I highly recommend snatching up a pair before they go!

Retail: $159-$270 (depending on if you find a sale, what model, and where)

Rating: 5 plus lipsticks!!!!!!

Body Shop Almond Oil Conditioning Hand Wash

2008-01-08T22:38:00.000-05:00

This is a fantastic hand wash. Is is very softening and does not strip skin at all. A must for winter!

Retail: $12.00

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Ladylipstick's Totally Vain New Year's Resolutions!

2008-01-02T18:17:00.000-05:00

I don't usually make resolutions, but I've got some this year. In no particular order, my resolutions, with notes and some pats on the back for already starting on some of them!

I will keep my drawers and closet better organized. I have already re-orged the closet, and 50 % of the drawers.
I will keep my shoes better organized. I've ordered two shoe organizers from Target.com.
I will recognize that haircolor is a privilege and not a right. I will not abuse that privilege by letting my roots grow out.
I will stop picking at dry cuticles. To this end, I will keep my hands from getting dry by wearing gloves outside when it is cold, rubber gloves when cleaning, and applying hand cream every time I wash my hands, and at other times throughout the day.
I will remove my rings before applying said hand cream.
I will flatten my lumpy stomach. Phase one is upping the fat-burning. Phase two is toning.
I will develop a yoga butt.

There you have it. Happy New Year!

Sundari Lemon Cleanser for Kapha Skin

2007-12-31T21:12:00.000-05:00

Sundari was developed by Christy Turlington after she became a devotee of the Yogic lifestyle. These skincare products are based on the principles of Ayurveda.

Ayurveda posits that there are three body types: Vata, Pitta, and Kapha. Kapha corresponds to an oily skin complexion.

Now, I'm not sure how much I buy into the philosophy. However, this is a lovely, gentle exfoliating scrub, that controls oiliness without drying. I definitely saw less blackheads whilst using it.

Retail: $32.00

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Phytomer Rosee Visage Toning cleansing Lotion

2007-12-31T15:32:00.000-05:00

This is a very gentle toner that will clear any cleanser residue from your skin. Excellent for dry skin, sensitive skin, or winter skin!

Retail: $26.00

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Ojon Restorative Hair Treatment

2007-12-29T21:11:00.000-05:00

I was a bit skeptical of this sticky looking pre-shampoo deep conditioning treatment. Afdter trying it, however, I am a believer. My over-dyed hair was silkier, shinier, softer and just all around prettier-enough so that I got a compliment. It has a great fragerance that I can't quite place-a sort of musky, chocoaltely scent.

Retail: $21-$55

Rating: 5 Lipsticks

e shave Shave Cream White Tea

2007-12-28T22:26:00.000-05:00

Another fantastic shave cream! I think this one is my favorite. It makes legs silky smooth while shaving, and has a lovely, delicate scent. It also felt stiffer than the other varieties, which made for a better shave.

Retail: $20.00

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Body Shop Coconut Shower Cream

2007-12-11T16:56:00.000-05:00

This is fabulous! A nice, creamy, sudsy, foaming moisturizing shower cream redolent of coconut.

Retail: $11.00

Rating: 5 lipsticks

St. Ives Apricot Scrub

2007-12-11T15:51:00.000-05:00

Okay, I know that they all say not to use exfoliators with non-milled particles, but really, it's fine! This is a perfectly serviceable scrub. Nothing fancy, but it does make skin smoother and exfoliated. Maybe sensitive types should pass on it due to the walnut shell powder, but for the rest of us, it's okay.

Retail: $3.99

Rating: 3 lipsticks

Body Shop Coconut Body Butter

2007-12-11T14:46:00.000-05:00

There is not one speck of this product left in the jar. I used every last bit! It's a thicker body butter, which makes it great for cold dry weather. There is no greasiness, and there is something immensely satisfying about smelling like coconut when it's snowing outside!
Retail: $10-$20
Rating: 5 lipsticks

Ladylipstick's Latest Obsession

2007-12-10T19:18:00.000-05:00

Jewelry!

I don't wear jewelry much, because I don't have much real jewelry, and well, except for fun vintage pieces, I feel like one needs, at a certain age, to wear real pieces.

So, all of this is about to change. stayed tuned for my new bejeweledness!

Body Shop Monoi Moisture Balm

2007-12-05T22:20:00.000-05:00

Imagine a cream that feels like butter, minus the greasiness. Add a fabulous tropical fragrance. Feel hydrated over every pore. Repeat.
Retail: $24.00
Rating: 5 lipsticks

Aveeno Positively Smooth Moisturizing Lotion

2007-12-04T16:35:00.000-05:00

This is an odd lotion. it is meant to make leg hair finer and grow more slowly. It did moisturize, and it did make my hair grow in finer and more sparsely, but it also made my skin peel.

Retail: $7.99

Rating: 1 lipstick

Proactiv Solution Reparing Lotion

2007-12-03T22:01:00.000-05:00

There was a learning curve for my skin with this lotion. At first, the benzoyl peroxide dried my skin. However, after a few weeks, my skin rebalanced, and was much clearer! I didn't even get my monthly chin line zits. I've in the past been skeptical of products sold via infomercial, but I am now a believer!

Retail: $21.75

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Softsoap Nutri-oil Moisturizing Body Wash with Almond Oil and Shea Butter

2007-12-03T20:02:00.000-05:00

This has all the same properties of the other Softsoap Nutri-oil Body Wash, yet this one I love! Hydrating and cleansing, it's a wonderful winter body wash.

Retail: $5.50 On Sale!

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Softsoap Nutri-oil Moisturizing Body Wash with Olive Oil & Aloe Vera

2007-12-03T18:25:00.000-05:00

This body wash is hydrating, is non-greasy, and does work for shaving, but the fragrance left me cold.

Retail: $5.79

Rating: 2 lipsticks

Terax Miele Shampoo

2007-11-30T19:53:00.000-05:00

I had high hopes for this shampoo. I love Crema. But, I found that it did not offer the hydration promised; in fact it seemed to rough up my hair. This might work if you want a rougher texture, but otherwise...not so much.

Retail: $20.00

Rating: 2 lipsticks

Dove Pro-Age Advanced Care Shampoo for Extra Fullness and Thickness

2007-11-24T10:58:00.000-05:00

After using this shampoo, I was asked by a co-worker if I had gotten a hair cut! This shampoo delivers thickness, fullness, body and bounce. Two days later, and I still feel like the Breck Girl.

Retail: $5.99

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Awake Hydro-plus Eye

2007-11-05T16:34:00.000-05:00

This lightweight eye gel is great if you have oily skin, it's summer, and you worry more about puffiness that lines. If you want a strong anti-wrinkle cream, though, look elsewhere. Retail: $45
Rating: 3 lipsticks

JOEY New York Line Up

2007-10-29T14:46:00.000-04:00

Another example of my love/hate relationship with JOEY New York. This gel purports to smooth the appearance of lines. I found that all this sticky gel did was make my skin feel dry.

Retail: $48.00

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Body Shop Monoi Miracle Oil

2007-10-23T13:37:00.000-04:00

Miracle Oil indeed! I think I used this product in every possible way-as a bath oil which was heavenly, as a body moisturizer-very hydrating and smells wonderful, and as a styling product-just one drop for beautiful shine!

Retail: $17.00

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Body Shop Pink Grapefruit Body Scrub

2007-10-23T13:05:00.000-04:00

This is one of those products where the expectations exceeded the delivery. I was hoping for a fantastic scrub that left me feeling clean, soft and exfoliated. The reality? The grapefruit fragrance is wonderful, but as for the rest, it left me wanting more.
Retail: $10-$20
Rating: 1 lipstick

Suave Professionals Humectant Conditioner

2007-10-10T16:27:00.000-04:00

Just as good as its shampoo counterpart! It softens and moisturizes my color abused hair, with no greasy aftertaste! The scent again is coconut goodness!

Retail: $2.99

Rating: 5 lipsticks

What Came in the Mail 10.03.07

2007-10-03T14:29:00.000-04:00

Bain de Soleil Streakguarde Dark
Bain de Soleil Radiance Eternelle Dark
Klorane Eye Make-up Remover with Cornflower Extract
Woolite Lint Mitt
Neutrogena Fresh Herbal Body Wash
Ramy Lipliner in Pick-Up Line
Bain de Soleil Radiance Eternelle Medium Dark
Shine and Go Shoe Polisher
L'Homme Scrubbing Face Wash
Ramy Lip Liner in Smile Line!
Fekkai Glossing Cream Sample
Tarte Clean Slate Sample
Murad Soothing Lip Therapy
Skyn Iceland The Antidote SPF 18 Mineral Sunscreen

Yes, I know some of these are repeats, but as long as they are on clearance, I will keep stocking up!

Maybelline Great Lash

2007-10-03T12:12:00.000-04:00

I almost feel like it's a waste of time reviewing this. After all, who doesn't know that this is one of the best mascaras on the market? Goes on easily, makes lashes look glossier, prettier, longer. Doesn't smudge, yet washes off easily. Everyone should own this!

Retail: $3.65 On Sale!

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Neutrogena Oil-Free Acne Wash

2007-10-02T22:04:00.001-04:00

A sign that you're getting older-traditional acne treatments dry you out! This would be a great cleanser for a young, oily skin. But for me? I guess I'm getting up there*, because it doesn't help my breakouts anymore, but it does dry out my skin, leading to clogged pores, yada yada yada... Retail: $6.59
Rating: 4 lipsticks, but only if you're a teenager

*While I think that I'm about 22, I'm actually 32.

Warren-Tricomi Pure Strength Conditioner with SPF for All Hair Types

2007-10-02T21:49:00.000-04:00

Strike two for Warren-Tricomi. Maybe because it's for "all hair types," but this did not do anything for me. So un-conditioning, in fact, that I actually reconditioned my hair with another product after using this. What's the deal, Mr. Fancy Pants Hair Stylist?

Retail: $25.00

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Secret Platinum Soft Solid Powder Fresh

2007-10-02T21:30:00.000-04:00

The good part is that this kept me dry and smelled like baby powder. The bad part? Icky chalky white streaks.

Retail: $4.69

Rating: 2 lipsticks

Garnier Fructis Fortfying Shampoo for Color-treated or Permed Hair

2007-10-02T21:07:00.000-04:00

With the change is season comes a change of hair-color: I'm now a deep autumnal redhead. And with a change in color (repeatedly) comes a need for taking extra care of the hair. This shampoo makes the hair feel clean, yet also as if it had been through a deep conditioning treatment. Crazy!

Retail: $3.99-$6.99
Rating: 4 lipsticks

Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula Lotion

2007-10-02T20:18:00.000-04:00

I have to say, I didn't care for this as much as the other Palmer's products I've used. It does a fine job at moisturizing, but I find the cocoa butter scent overwhelming. Retail: $4.75
Rating: 2 lipsticks

Yes I know....

2007-09-26T21:24:00.000-04:00

I've been a terrible blogger...it's the beginning of the theatre season, so I've been working 12 hour days, I've been trying to keep up the exercising, and I've been shopping! I may expand to add some fashion posts, because, as I told an actress I know the other day, I either need to stop buying shoes or marry a dictator!

What Came in the Mail: 9.14.07

2007-09-15T01:13:00.000-04:00

ICE Hair Hydrator

MD Skincare Alpha Beta Daily Face Peel Sample (great product!)

Mrs. Meyer's Lavender Dish Soap (it was a freebie!)

Paula Dorf Eye Primer

Ramy Rise and Shine Lip Gloss in Shut Up and Kiss Me!

Ramy Lip Pencil in Pick Up Line

Ramy Lip Pencil in Smile Line

Fit n Fresh Salad Shaker

Studio Basics Dual Tip Eye Applicators
Bain de Soleil Radience Eternelle Medium Dark Self Tanning Creme
Bain de Soleil Streakguard Dark Self Tanning Creme
Bain de Soleil Radience Eternelle Dark Self Tanning Creme
Korres Olive and Rye Night Cream
ph Advantage AM Multi Complex Moisturizer SPF 20

Terax Miele Shampoo Sample

Body Shop Peach Body Lotion

2007-09-10T15:38:00.000-04:00

I'm glad I got this one at half-price. It smells pretty, but the lotion is more slippery than moisturizing. Pass!
Rating: 1 lipstick
Retail: $4.00 On Sale!

What I Bought: 9.3.07

2007-09-03T18:40:00.000-04:00

DermaNew Acne Microdermabrasion System
BaByliss ProTT Tourmaline 3500 Hair Dryer ($19.99 at TJ Maxx!)
Barielle Professional Protective Hand Cream
Barielle Nail Rebuilding Protein
Fusion Fitness 3-lb. dumbbell set (shut up! there are some exercises that call for low weights)
Barielle Intensive Hand Treatment Cream (with gloves!)

e shave Shave Cream Cucumber

2007-08-28T14:25:00.000-04:00

This was a lovely shave cream. It left my skin silky smooth, and the cucumber scent was refreshing. The description for cucumber is that it cools and energizes, so this makes it a great summer product!
Retail: $13-$20
Rating: 5 lipsticks

Neutrogena Build-a-Tan

2007-08-28T12:57:00.000-04:00

At first, I didn't think I liked this tanner-until I realized that the unevenness was from the last product I tried. This is a good self tanner for beginners or for advanced tanners who want to transition through the seasons...i.e. lightening up for fall, or revving up for summer. A gradual tan, just as advertised, and goes on smooth and even.
Retail: $9.09 On Sale!
Rating: 4 lipsticks

e shave Shave Cream Floral

2007-08-24T12:50:00.000-04:00

This shave cream is for "normal to sensitive skin." It facilitated a close, smooth shave, and left my legs soft with no nicks or razor burn. The rose scent, however, is cloying.
Retail: $13-20
Rating: 2 lipsticks

Suave Professionals Humectant Shampoo

2007-08-24T12:06:00.000-04:00

I don't know which I like better-the way this shampoo smells or performs. This shampoo left my hair clean, soft, healthy and hydrated. The smell? Coconut heaven!

Retail: $1.99

Rating: 5 lipsticks

John Frieda Brilliant Brunette Shine Shock

2007-08-23T21:17:00.000-04:00

This is a great product! Thicker than a traditional glossing serum, it adds shine and texture. Good if you like piecy hair.

Retail: $5.39 On Sale!

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Aveeno Positively Ageless Rejuvinating Serum

2007-08-23T20:36:00.000-04:00

The sample I received was not large enough to judge the anti-aging properties of this product. However, it was a quickly absorbable, soothing and hydrating moisturizer. For that alone I approve!

Retail: $19.99

Rating: 4 lipsticks

What Came in the Mail: 8.21.07

2007-08-21T19:16:00.000-04:00

A deluxe sample of Murad Intensive Wrinkle Reducer.
Thanks, doc!

Avon Skin So Soft Hair Removal Cream fresh & smooth

2007-08-20T17:38:00.000-04:00

I have yet to find a depilatory that I actually like. This has all the hallmarks of a typical one-burning scent, slick dry skin, and the added bonus of streaking one's sunless tan. It does remove hair, but not uniformly. I'm sticking with a razor, with a bit of wax.

Retail: $8.00

Rating: 1 lipstick

Palmer's Shea Butter Formula Concentrated Cream

2007-08-20T15:14:00.000-04:00

I'm so glad I discovered Palmer's! This cream is excellent for extra dry parts-elbows ankles, knees.It is a a thick hydrating cream without greasiness. I think I'll be using it a lot this winter!
Retail: $4.10
Rating: 5 lipsticks

Sunsilk Anti-Flat Shampoo

2007-08-20T14:25:00.000-04:00

I don't hate this shampoo! I was just about to write off Sunsilk, but this shampoo did deliver bounce and body. For dryer hair, just make sure you use a good conditioner, and your hair will be Anti-Flat!

Retail: $3.37 On Sale!

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Body Shop Peppermint Cooling Leg Gel

2007-08-20T14:03:00.000-04:00

This gel is used to soothe tired and achy legs and feet. It does a good job, it is cooling and refreshing. On hot days, I even used it on my arms.

However, it does have a high alcohol content, and so is drying to the skin. For my money, I would rather the cooling of the peppermint foot lotion. And before you ask, no, this is not appropriate to be used on a sunburn...unless you're into pain.
Retail: $12
Rating: 3 lipsticks

L'occitane Radience Moisturizing Cream

2007-08-19T22:46:00.000-04:00

I did not do well with this cream, but something tells me that less acne challenged girls might give it a go! I found it to be too heavy for my oily skin, at least during the summer. It is for a dry skin-no in betweens!

Retail: $36

Rating: 1 lipstick

Gillette Custom Plus Razor

2007-08-19T22:28:00.000-04:00

This is by far the best disposable razor I've used. It gives a shave comparable to a "fancy" razor, and as long as you don't use the same razor for weeks on end (I always forget to replace my razor!), no nicks or cuts. You'll find it in the men's section, but who cares! It seems that I always do better with the men's razors anyway.

Retail: $7.49 On Sale!

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Pantene Pro-V Always Smooth Conditioner

2007-08-19T22:20:00.000-04:00

I guess I could take it or leave it. This does smooth and defrizz, but I do notice a slight heaviness to it. Not as marked as some, though!

Retail: $5.19

Rating: 2 lipsticks

Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil Original Moisturizing

2007-08-19T22:10:00.000-04:00

Repeat after me: there is no such thing as a safe tan (unless it's sunless). So, disregard the instructions on the bottle: "to be used by those with a good tan." This has no sun protection at all!

Okay, now that we've gone over that, this oil does smell heavenly. That old fashioned coconutty tan beach smell. There is no reason why one can't use it as a moisturizing body oil-just use SPF when you are exposed to the sun.

Retail: $7.64 On Sale!

Rating: as a sun product- 0 lipsticks

as a body oil-4 lipsticks

Redken All Soft Conditioner

2007-08-19T21:56:00.000-04:00

First, the good news. This conditioner does an excellent job of moisturizing the hair. Redken does a great job of delivering. Now, the bad news. I can't get past the smell. There is a vinegary hint to the fragrance. It reminds me of coloring Easter Eggs.
Retail: $15.35
Rating: 3 lipsticks

Prescriptives *magic Illuminating Liquid Potion Foundation Primer Translucent

2007-08-19T21:40:00.000-04:00

Love it! This is a highlighter that makes the skin glow-but never shine or sparkle. It gives, if you will, a "candlelit glow." Skin perfection! You can use it over or under foundation. I like it on the temples, high on the cheekbones, and along the jawline. You can use it on the shoulders, the cleavage, anywhere you want to glow. A little goes a long way-my sample was .24 ounces, and I used it on all the aforementioned places-and it lasted almost two weeks!

Retail: $30

Rating: 5 lipsticks

JOEY New York Correct-A-Line for Face

2007-08-19T21:30:00.000-04:00

Hmmm. Another JOEY product that I, um, do not love. The claim of this product is that it plumps up the skin, temporarily reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. What I find it does is create a greasy surface for makeup to slide around on, and enhances the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Pass.
Retail: $38
Rating: 0 lipsticks

Palmer's Olive Butter Formula Lotion

2007-08-19T17:44:00.000-04:00

This is a good summer lotion-deeply hydrating, yet lightweight. The fragrance reminds me of lotion from my childhood. A winner!

Retail: $4.76 On Sale

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Jonathan Product Silky Dirt

2007-08-19T17:08:00.001-04:00

If you've ever watched Blow Out, you know that Jonathan is crazy. But, he makes a damn fine styling product. Silky dirt is amazing! It is a "Shine and define creme" that actually texturizes and adds shine. And, if you're a crunchy girl (or lad) it's 100% vegan. I almost want to get cable so I can give his show another spin!

Retail: $28

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Cuccio Naturale Forte Horsetail Nail Stengthener

2007-08-19T16:50:00.001-04:00

I picked up a Natural Nail Care Kit from Cuccio at a salon conference a while back. I am a big proponent of natural nail care. However, I find this strengthener too sticky and long drying to be of any practical use. Used as a base or a top coat, your whole manicure ends up smudged. In addition, when used alone, it tends to flake and peel. If the objective is to strengthen nails, peeling is not going to help!

Retail: $12.00

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Cover Girl Advanced Radiance Foundation

2007-08-19T16:22:00.000-04:00

A very nice sheer foundation that does give a glow to the face! Non-greasy, natural looking and feeling!

Retail: $11.53

Rating: 3 lipsticks

Benefit Playstick

2007-08-19T15:21:00.000-04:00

A great foundation!! This cream stick offers full coverage without being masklike or greasy. It covers blemishes incredibly well. So well, in fact, that upon removing my makeup at night, I am shocked at what is underneath it. It comes in a good range of tones, too!

Retail: $32

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Olay Regenerist Eye Derma-pod

2007-08-19T15:07:00.000-04:00

Who came up with this? Individual "pods" for the eye. First, squeeze the pod to release the product. Then, dab it about the eye. Next, use the sponge applicator to massage the eye area.
Wrong! The actual product does not release evenly, and the sponge is waaay too abrasive to "massage" the delicate skin around the eye.
Back to the drawing board, boys!
Retail: $26.99
Rating: 0 lipsticks

JOEY New York Pure Pores Instant Blackhead Remover and Pore Minimizer Gel

2007-08-19T14:13:00.000-04:00

JOEY New York products-I either love 'em or hate 'em. There is never an in between for me. This is not one that I love.

This product is meant to be applied in a thin layer over skin, and then after it dries, buffed off, revealing blackhead and pore free skin. In reality, I found that the gel actually caused more breakouts. I suspect it is because it dries the skin, and the dry skin clogs the pores. After using this religiously twice a week, as directed, I head skin that was redder and more pimple ridden. Not what I was looking for!

Retail: $25

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Neutrogena Energizing Body Wash Fresh Citrus

2007-08-15T17:01:00.000-04:00

I really wanted to like this body wash. Really, I did. I usually do rally well with Neutrogena products, but....eh. I found that the exfoliating particles were too fine, feeling like I had mixed sand into my body wash. Not quite the feeling I wanted. The smell is nice, but it left me feeling neither clean nor exfoliated.

Retail: $7.49 On Sale

Rating: 1 lipstick

Peter Thomas Roth Ultra Lite Oil-Free Sunblock SPF 30

2007-08-15T16:33:00.000-04:00

Another great product from PTR! This is an extremely lightweight sunscreen-you can use it in place of moisturizer under your makeup and have a smooth application. Great for acne prone types who know they should be using sunscreen.

Retail: $26

Rating: 5 lipsticks

What Came in the Mail: 8.15.07

2007-08-15T15:40:00.000-04:00

Proactiv Solution 4 Piece Acne Treatment System, includes:

4-oz renewing cleanser
4-oz revitalizing toner
2-oz repairing lotion
Bonus 2.5 oz refining mask

Freeze 24/7 Anti-Aging Eye Serum

2007-08-15T15:28:00.000-04:00

It's hard to judge an anti-aging product from a small sample. The sample I received of this was enough for three or four applications. It went on smooth, hydrated the skin, and was a nice base for makeup. Anti-aging? Guess I'll have to pony up and get the full size to see if those claims are valid.

Retail:$105

Rating: 3 lipsticks

Sunsilk De-Frizz Conditioner

2007-08-15T15:16:00.000-04:00

Remember the matching shampoo? This works the same way-it de-frizzes by making one's hair lank, limp, and greasy. At that price, I prefer the frizz!

Retail: $3.39 On Sale!

Rating: 0 lipsticks

JOEY New York Egg Cream Cleanser

2007-08-13T21:47:00.000-04:00

This is a really nice cleanser for oily skin. The exfoliating particles are very fine, and do a wonderful job of exfoliating. Skin is left feeling clean but not stripped. Skip it if you have dry skin, but oily girls should go for it!
Retail: $36
Rating: 4 lipsticks

What Came in the Mail: 8.13.07

2007-08-13T21:35:00.000-04:00

eShave Mini Kit, containing:

Shave Creams (1/4 oz each): Cucumber, Almond, Floral, White Tea and Citrus
After Shave Creams (1/4 oz each): Cucumber, White Tea and Soother

Bare Escentuals bareMinerals Foundation

2007-08-06T13:37:00.000-04:00

Okay, I was pretty skeptical of the mineral craze, so it took me a long time to try it. But, it's actually pretty good! It feels lightweight and does cover up all the nasties-redness, acne; yet still looks natural. There is a bit of a learning curve, tough. Use too much and it will get cakey. I highly recommend getting the starter kit and watching the DVD first.

Retail: Foundation only, $25; kit, $60

Rating: 3 lipsticks

Sally Hansen Smoothing Foot Scrub

2007-08-06T13:07:00.000-04:00

Okay, I am obsessed with my manicure, but even more obsessed with my pedicure. This foot scrub really helps to smooth and soften the feet. The one thing that is hard to get used to is that it is to be used on dry skin, so no scrubbing in the shower! I've discovered that the best way is to keep a towel and a spray bottle handy, after scrubbing, just spray and wipe!

Retail: $7.49

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Body Coffee Invigorating Body Polish

2007-08-06T11:23:00.000-04:00

This seemed like such a good idea! I love body scrubs, and I love coffee. But the reality is this-imagine taking a used coffee filter full of grounds, mix it with some kosher salt, and rub it all over your body. Scratchy and icky. I'll just drink my coffee in the morning, thanks!

Retail: $35.00

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Redken Clear Moisture Shampoo

2007-08-05T20:20:00.000-04:00

Another product from Redken that does what it claims to! This is a lightweight mositurizing shampoo for dry hair, and you know what? It really is! This did not make my hair feel goopy or weighed down, yet made it smooth and soft. Definitely another weapon against the frizz halo!

Retail: $10.00

Rating: 4 lipsticks

Clarins Energizing Hydra-Wear Express Body Lotion

2007-08-05T15:31:00.000-04:00

This is a great lotion for summer. it gives a moderate amount of moisture, and feels cool and refreshing on the skin. I imagine it would feel great after a day in the sun. It's not what you want for intense, deep hydration, but for a cool, lightweight, quickly absorbing lotion, it's a winner!
Retail: $36.50
Rating: 4 lipsticks

Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips

2007-08-05T14:08:00.000-04:00

Some skincare professionals say that pore strips are bad for the skin. I love them. Blackheads really are the bane of my existance, and these really help clear them pores! If you have sensitive skin or a sunburn these aren't for you, put the rest of us can peel away!

Retail: $5.59-$7.99 On Sale!

Rating: 5 lipsticks

Dr. Hauschka Cleansing Cream

2007-08-02T21:34:00.000-04:00

Why don't we call this Dr. No? First, you need to understand that my skin is not sensitive to anything. I laugh in the face of glycolic peels. Now, about the cleansing cream:
First, it stung. My skin felt red, itchy and irritated.
Second, regular cleansing is not enough. You need to follow special steps: press and roll. do not rub or scrub. I don't trust products that cannot be used like all in its class.
Third, the almond meal which makes up the exfoliating particles did not rinse easily. I always ended up with some in my hair.
Finally, it left a greasy film on my skin after rinsing.

I suppose if you have very dry skin that is not irritated by any ingredients whatsoever, this is the product for you. Oh, and if that does apply to you? Ripley's Believe it or Not has something they'd like to discuss with you!

Retail: $24

Rating: 0 lipsticks

Weight Loss and Willpower

2007-08-02T21:10:00.000-04:00

So, at the bottom of the page, you can now see my weight loss progress. Since my total commitment to losing weight, one week ago, I've lost 1.4 pounds.

I have learned that according to BMI standards, I am officially overweight. Granted, I only need to lose 2.4 more pounds to get back into the normal range, but still, it gives one pause.

I won a major battle with myself tonight. I had 880 calories left for the day, and I really wanted french fries, and a grinder. But, after thinking about how good it feels to see the numbers go down on the scale, I had a healthy dinner instead. I have 302 calories left for the day. Perhaps some (carefully measured) low-fat ice cream?

The Electrician and the Makeup Artist Should be Friends

2007-08-01T19:41:00.000-04:00

One of my favorite bloggers has an interesting post about hairdryers and electricity. Even if you don't know a lot about electricity, it helps to know how much power you are really using! Of course, we may be at cross purposes, because the higher wattage a dryer is, the faster your hair dryers, so the less exposure to damaging heat.

This of course, calls to mind an experience I had a few years back. One of the first things I learned on set is that before you plug anything in, you check with the Best Boy Electric. Because I work on low-budget films, I am often (okay, always) the makeup artist and the hairstylist. And, because I work on low-budgets, I don't get one of those cushy hair and makeup trailers you think of. I get a bedroom. Or a kitchen. Or a park bench. Or the bathroom (and whenever a well-meaning but clueless AD or PM tries to put me there, I desperately try to find a different spot. Imagine trying to do hair and makeup on talent and being interrupted every time a crew member has to 'go.' And remember that crew members drink A LOT of coffee.

Anyway, on this one film we were in a Brooklyn apartment for a week. It was September, but it was hot! Like a good girl, I would talk to Billy every day to find out what and where I could plug in. He appreciated that and knew that we were both professionals in a land of fools. One day, I knew I wouldn't need to plug in at all, and good thing too...Billy was having a hard time keeping all the lights on (and because this was a low-budget, he was also Gaffer and 1st AC). So, Billy very specifically asked me NOT to use a certain outlet. No problem. Until the AD came back to the makeup/holding area/craft service room. Remember, it was a hot September. He wanted to plug in a floor fan....in the forbidden outlet. I told him no, Billy said not to. We went back and forth, I insisting that the outlet was not to be used, he insisting that it would be okay. I thought the issue was settled. I turned my back. He plugged in. The circuit blew.

No, I was not blamed.

Ther point is, when using a lot of wattage on your hair, have a basic idea of how your electricity works. Even at home, there is only one circuit I use for my hairdryer-the other circuit in my room has too much going on.